![]() This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. What a load of - We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. ![]() For her true love and true love's first kiss. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. ![]() Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
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